$WASTED  •  WANTED ★★★☆☆ BANKROLL: 0.00 ◎

WASTED

you paper-handed  ·  respawning at the hospital…

Respawn — Don't Get Wasted (Buy) How Did I Die?

Coroner's Report

Cause of Death

Every degen on the pavement got here the same way. Read it back. Don't repeat it.

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Sold the bottomClosed eyes, market-sold the exact wick. Classic.
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Panic sold the dipA red candle appeared. Heart rate exceeded the chart.
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Listened to FUDSome guy in the replies said "it's over." It was not over.
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Over-leveraged egoAped rent money, got liquidated, walked into traffic.
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Refused to holdDiamond hands were available. Chose the glass ones.

You woke up at the hospital

The Damage

They scraped you off the street and handed you the bill. This is what getting wasted actually costs.

County General — Degen Ward

PATIENT: WEAK HANDS  |  STATUS: REVIVED
Ammo (replacing conviction)1.20 ◎
Police bribe (FUD removal)0.80 ◎
Paper Hands Tax4.00 ◎
Emotional damage2.10 ◎
Therapy (charts in your dreams)0.50 ◎
Total Wasted8.60 ◎

Insurance does not cover voluntary exits.
The only deductible is holding.

Revival Protocol

How To Respawn

Four steps back from the pavement. Do them in order. Then do the last one forever.

1

Get Phantom

Install the Phantom wallet (phantom.app) on phone or browser.

2

Load SOL

Fund it with some SOL from any exchange. This is your respawn token.

3

Hit pump.fun

Connect, paste the contract below, and swap SOL for $WASTED.

4

HOLD

Stay alive. Don't get wasted. Weak hands flatline — diamond hands respawn.

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